That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
Randomize
