Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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