hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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