I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
you know you're not getting laid when you start breaking awkward silences with quotes from Robot Chicken
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
Randomize
