I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
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is this the sara with the beer cane?
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
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Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
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