Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
Holy shit dude........stairs
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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