I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
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i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
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ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
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