do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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