So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
birth control should be required to get into college
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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