Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
Accidentally peeing a little on the couch in the middle of a sneeze is way different from railing a random on our waffle counter. I am the better roommate.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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