I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
my nose is crying tears of wow.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
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