Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
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