biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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