so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
please don't ironically join a cult
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