He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
My Uber driver last night was driving a taxi and tried to charge me fare.
You didn't get in your Uber because your ex was driving, that was a legitimate taxi.
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