I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
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