you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
The power of my boobs compel you
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
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