i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
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What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
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I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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