we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
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