I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
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I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
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I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
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