You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
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Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
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I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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