Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
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Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
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I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
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