Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
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talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
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So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
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