Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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