the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
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Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
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Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
Randomize