you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV