i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.