Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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