We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
Two words: nipple clamps
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