Well douche your snatch and let's go!
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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