In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
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