were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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