Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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