spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
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just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?
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the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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