quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
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