Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
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...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
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Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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