He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
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