i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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