Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
Dude I just picked up a married chick while her husband was playing pool.
What do you mean you picked her up? How are you gonna leave the bar?
I didn't. I fucked her in the men's room. Come get me before he finds out.
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
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i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
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WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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