He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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