SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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