who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
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i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
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Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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