obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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