I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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