There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
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tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
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90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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