I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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