Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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