did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
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