I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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