I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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