butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
North Korea, Best Korea!
Just took my morning after pill in the library
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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