I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
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well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
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I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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