That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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