Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
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