Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
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