God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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