I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
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fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
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All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
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