Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
well you can't waste a boner
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
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