After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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